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Folgende Zeilen befanden sich an Ende einer automatisch generierten Mail des Spam-Block-List providers easynet aus den Niederlanden:

Closing remarks:

I. Although this is an automated reply message, all mail to abuse@abuse.nl.easynet.net is handled by humans (dissenting opinions aside). If aggression, abuse, or threats are part of your communication style, you may be misinterpreting the function of our abuse mailbox, and your mail may get lost, bounced, or inexplicably published on hilarious forums.

II. We explicitly reserve the right to publish anything sent to our Abuse Desk in relevant forums, whatever your signature claims or prohibits. These claims have no legal backing, since email travels the Internet without any security, confidentiality or privacy whatsoever. Emails are postcards, not registered mail.

III. Whether your email is accepted by anyone is a matter of privilege on the part of the sender, and a matter of right on the part of the recipient. A sender of email must never assert some right that actually belongs to the recipient only.

IV. Our lists do not block a single email. They are simply lists used by mailserver administrators who have decided to use them to block your email. Which is their right, as it is their property with which they can do as they please.

V. Don't call us - we won't call you.

VI. DO NOT FORWARD SPAM TO THIS ADDRESS.



 

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